Catching up on Friday Fives

I'm bored, and looking for any reason to not do something productive. So I went back through some of the Friday Five posts over on LiveJournal.

If you could turn invisible, what would you do with this ability? I'd become a spy.

If you could fly, how would you do it? Wings? Rocket pack? Purely under your own power, like Superman?  Under my own power, like Superman. Or, with an invisible jet like my girl Wonder Woman - but that's not really the question. I bet my husband would be fart-powered, with an ass pack. Why haven't we evolved to that point yet? I'm sure the bean industry would love it.

If you could tranform into other people, look however you wanted, how would you choose to look, or who would you turn into?

Kristanna Loken

or 

Kate Winslet

If you could turn into an animal, which animal would it be? A cat. Mine are so freaking lazy. That's the life.

If you had superpowers, would you use them to become a vigilante superhero, fighting crime? I think I'd rather be a prankster.

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What side dish do you like the most: potato salad, macaroni salad, baked beans, etc. Macaroni salad

Do you prefer food grilled on a charcoal or gas grill? Smoked, with hickory!!! We don't do charcoal or gas.

Do you want just one meat item, or a mixture: such as chicken, steaks, hot dogs, hamburgers, etc. I like variety.

Do you want to eat outside or inside? Depends on the weather. If it's too hot and sunny, inside.

Does it bother you to have citronella candles burning if you are eating or cooking outside? No.
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If you could change one thing in your life right at this moment, what would it be? I'd have my dream career. Or at least know what career that would be.

What talent/skill don't you have that you'd like to have, and why? Dance. I love to watch people dance. I look like an epileptic fish out of water when I dance. Or Elaine from Seinfeld.

What talent/skill do you have that not many people know about? I can wash every lunch tray in the cafeteria in under 15 minutes.

What reality TV show best matches your real life? Tough one. I don't watch much reality television. I'd have to say Kitchen Nightmares, because my kitchen is always chaotic and I probably just think I'm a better cook than I am.

If your life was a reality TV show, what would it be called? Boring.